CBDomain.com Australia's #1 Radio Hobby Forum

Author Topic: Two Couples....LOL!!!  (Read 2081 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline TisMe

  • Carrier Droper
  • **
  • Join Date: Mar 2006
  • Posts: 20
  • Karma: +2/-0
Two Couples....LOL!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 06:14:03 PM »
Two couples were playing poker one
evening. John accidentally dropped

some cards on the floor. When he bent
down under the table to pick them

up, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't
wearing any underwear under her dress!
 
Shocked by this, John, upon trying
to sit back up again, hit his head

on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to
get some refreshments. Bill's wife

followed and asked, "Did you see
anything that you liked under there?"

Surprised by her boldness, John courageously
admitted that, well indeed

he did.

She said, "Well, you can have
it, but it will cost you $500."

After taking a minute or two to assess
the financial and moral costs of

this offer, John confirms that he is
interested.

She tells him that since her husband
Bill works Friday afternoons and

John doesn't, John should be at her
house around 2PM Friday afternoon.

When Friday rolled around, John showed
up at Bill's house at 2PM sharp

and after paying Sue the agreed sum
of $500 they went to the bedroom

and closed their transaction, as agreed.

John quickly dressed and left. As usual,
Bill came home from work at 6 p.m.

and upon entering the house, asked
his wife abruptly.

"Did John come by the house this
afternoon?"

With a lump in her throat Sue answered
"Why, yes, he did stop by for a

few minutes this afternoon."

Her heart nearly skipped a beat when
her husband curtly asked, "And did

he give you $500?"

In terror she assumed that somehow
he had found out and after mustering

her best poker face, replied, "Well,
yes, in fact he did give me $500!

Bill, with a satisfied look on his
face, surprised his wife by saying,

"Good, I was hoping he did. John
came by the office this morning and

borrowed $500 from me. He promised
me he'd stop by our house this

afternoon on his way home and pay me
back."
 
Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!