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Female/Male Prayer
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 05:44:10 PM »
FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big's my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with big t.ts who owns
a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh.t.

Amen.