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Merry Christmas!!!

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BuNtEr:
lol i like that one

TisMe:
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter
at the pearly gates. In honour of this holy season," Saint
Peter said, "you must each possess something that
symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
lighter. He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.
You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said. The
second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter
said you may pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through his
pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and
asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man
replied.............



"They're Carols".

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